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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

OBX Bike Week 2012, Post Mortem


...and I'm back. I wish I had some great stories to tell about OBX Bike Week (it's actually still on as of this writing), but this time I don't have a lot of good stuff to share. One word about why: WEATHER!

Fearing the worst, I got a half-day head start and left Friday afternoon instead of Saturday morning which turned out to be a blessing. Saturday was like a warm summer day.....sunny and almost 80 all day. It was t-shirt only day for sure, but even that day got off to a rocky start.

Williamsburg Time-Out!

Original Grave Digger at its Headquarters, Currituck, NC


After maligning the Ocean City Police Department about their war against bikers, and my comparison to OBX cops who (I thought) pretty much ignored bikes, I was proven wrong. As I was starting up the bike Saturday morning, a little boy and his parents passed me by, walking. He gave me the thumbs-up sign, and I returned the favor. So to give him a little thrill, I lit up Big Blue coming out of the parking lot. Pipes roaring, I hit second gear just as I was passing the family, and then looked right into the windshield of an oncoming police car. He did not ignore me.

Says on that ticket I had already hit 52 mph in a 35 speed zone. $212 bucks, in spite of an apology and admission of stupidity. The cop said he just couldn't let it slide since I was in primarily a residential area of Kill Devil Hills in broad daylight, with the whole world looking on. But after my explanation, he did say I did put on a good show for the little boy. Terrific. I can hear Mom and Dad now. "Look Billy. See what happens when you act stupid!"

But after that, I was on the way...and on the main road too! I started out at Outer Banks Harley which had the usual vendors and displays. Nothing special or new, but it was fun to see the crowd and all the bikes.


My date. Yes, even the quiet ones want something new. No such thing as a cheap date.

If you've never been to OBX Bike Week, you should know this: there's no single venue...no single location. It's stretched out in 4 or 5 locations for a stretch of about 10 miles. Each location has a collection of vendors, and all stops have some kind of food and drink nearby.

From OBX Harley, I started working my way down, finding Dan Kite Pinstriping back at the Longboards location. It was still early and his tent was empty, though he had several people milling around, looking at his artwork. I decided the vacant tent was a sign from above, and made the necessary inquiry about pin striping Big Blue.

We agreed on a price, I rolled it in, and with minimal direction on my part, I turned Dan loose to work his magic. I simply told him I wanted subtle colors, an Old School look, and the rest was up to him. He promised not to use pink or neon green and went to work!

THE Man! Dan!







Outstanding. When I first when back to see it, I actually thought he'd missed some spots since the stripes had breaks in them. And when I looked closer, I realized they actually weaved in and out of each other. Cool. And he added some black fill that really set it off. He has an amazing hand and does this stuff without a template! As you may remember, he also did the art work on the Joker. Dan will be at Sturgis this year, so if you're there, look him up.

From Longboards, I hit the Hot Leather location, on a mission to find a cargo net, bungie thing like Jeff had. They had them at Longboards, but the damn things were PINK! No way...not on my bike. Hot Leathers came through, so I got a couple of those, Jeff. Thanks for that great tip on an inexpensive way to tie down a jacket on a hot day. $6.95 for a 15"x15" stretchy net deal with a bunch of hooks. Takes up almost no space and good to carry along. I recommend black, but if you're into pink....they come that way. Just don't ride with me, boys......

Here's a couple shots from the Hot Leather location. This is also a church parking area and a Christian motorcycle club headquartered at that church offers great hospitality, food, and as much brotherhood as you're likely to get anywhere. Nice people.




From there, I rode down to Lucky 12, the must-do destination. It's a great hangout, and is what every bar should aspire to become. It's a perfect biker bar.





And from there, a little more riding and a little more eating and enjoying the hot day. Good thing too, because that heat wasn't gonna last long...






And after that, skies darkened, the wind picked up, and I called it a day. Not a bad one, at that. But this is what I woke up to and it poured down almost all day.



Big Blue, under wraps



How I Spent my Sunday at OBX Bike Week. Reading.

 
Not a Bikini in sight. Or even a person!

I got out once all day sunday for food, but didn't escape the rain. While I was munching away and watching the Caps game, the rain poured down again. I had no choice but to ride back in it and park.

Hotel let a couple of us park under the entranceway overnight. 

Monday morning rolled around and I was due back in DC. It was 44 degrees and raining, which is no way to start a 275 mile ride. I put on the chaps and rain gear, also glad I'd tossed the long johns in at the last minute. Just in case. All the gear came in handy and was much appreciated. Otherwise, I'd have run up a big bill at the Harley dealer for new clothes to ride back in.

I literally ran the wheels off the bike coming home, rain or not. Two gas and bathroom stops, and 4 1/2 hours later, I pulled up at my condo in Alexandria, Virginia. It was no fun at all and I just wanted to get it over with. Big Blue handled like a dream in the wet weather, and kept a lot of the rain off me. I had those crash bar chaps on too, and that kept water off my legs. Big Blue gets two gold stars for the trip. Comfy and helps out when the going gets rough.

So I won't bad-mouth OBX Bike Week for weather related issues, except to say it rained on me last year too, but just not as bad. And I also remember Fred, Beth and Mark rolling into the hotel looking like they'd been swimming instead of riding. Hey, maybe I'll check the weather report more carefully before doing OBX Bike Week 2013.

Cowboy

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

But Before We Go (to OBX), How 'Bout a Tax Weekend Ride?!


I was just sitting there minding my own business, daydreaming about the ride to OBX Bike Week on April 21, and out of the blue Denise sent around a last-minute email to see who wanted to get together for a little ride, destination unknown.

Hey, I'm always up for a "destination unknown" event, so I signed up along with a few other willing participants. After a flurry of messages, and a little route suggestion work by Chip, we agreed to meet at Battley's Harley Davidson, in Gaithersburg, Maryland for a starting point, with the general idea of heading into West Virginia and from there, south into Virginia.

Charlie and Linda were down in Roanoke, Virginia, at the Blue Ridge Bike Fest and tried to entice me into dragging everyone down there at some point, but that would have meant an overnighter. I decided to let Charlie judge the BRBF bikini contest all by himself. He's up to the task, Linda assures me, never missing a key detail.

Some of the bikes at Battley's...That's my new Big Blue in the front!

And the lineup: Sol, Chip, Loretta, Paul, Denise, & Chuck. Jeff was still shopping and missed the photo op.

And off we went...

From Gaithersburg we hit 270, Northbound, but ran into yet another DC traffic jam, so we detoured onto much more scenic Rt 355 into Frederick before turning west.

Monocacy River

Cowboy, flirting with the girl right alongside in traffic. And busted by Denise...she's fast on the camera!

Chip and Denise, aka Runway Model

...and to 340 southwest which got us into Charles Town, West Virginia. Or more accurately, to Longshot's Billiards where the crowd consisted almost entirely of us. Somehow, Longshot's wasn't the high point for the trip, and seems to have escaped being caught on film, and if you know Denise, that's a small miracle. Not even a Potty Shot to prove we were there. 

Away we went, heading south to Winchester, Virginia. This entire area is just one big Civil War historical site, and every crossroad seems to have a historical marker of a battle. If you're a buff, riding in this area, you'll be constantly distracted and wanting to stop along the way. I highly recommend it. That makes for a great day of riding too. I've done it many, many times.

Crossing the Potomac on Rt 340 near Harpers Ferry, West Virginia. That's me on the left riding Big Blue.

Winchester! We're holding up mail delivery and traffic hamming it up for the pictures!


Jeff and Loretta, on the center bike

Chuck

Like a homing pigeon, Chip got us to Piccadilly's Pub in WIhchester for beverages. Turns out this was a great biker hangout, and a good choice. As this day, and the next, unfolded, it also turns out that Chip knows the precise location of every biker-friendly bar in the civilized world. He could easily write a book on the subject. 

Piccadilly's: The stories are just getting good...

Cowboy and Loretta!

Jeff

Chuck and Paul, telling lies......

....and more lies. Jeff, Chuck and Paul go back 40 years!

Sol...with "the look". He's zeroed in on something. A woman or food....

Cowboy, being instructed on how to use a SmartPhone.....Or playing dumb.

Group shot, and my favorite photo of the weekend....

From Piccadily's we made a management decision, and decided against running further west, instead trusting Chip's homing instincts to get us to Payne's Biker Bar in Leesburg, Virginia...And away we went. Chuck split off near Leesburg, riding the Grape (his Fat Boy) home to see his day-old granddaughter! Congratulations to Mom, Daughter, and Grandpop!


Payne's. Somehow, I never knew the place existed. I was definitely missing out on some fun!

Payne's is a TOTALLY cool bar. I'm mildly embarrassed to say that in all my years of riding and living in the area, I never knew it existed. The frickin' floors probably date back to the Civil War! Hell, this was probably a hangout for an 1%-er outlaw horse club in the pre-motorcycle era. Veterans of Col. Mosby's crew, maybe.

We hung out there for a while, laughing it up and Loretta resisted all efforts to have her picture taken on, or near, the pole. At least not while standing. There was even money raised to help her with the decision and she turned it down flat. Now ya gotta admire that kind of resolve! I'm here to tell ya, there was no room for negotiations in that "no". She wasn't budging.

Loretta again, and this is absolutely the closest I could get her to that pole. 

And back home. We split up, with Sol and I running back into DC and the rest of the crew heading back across the Potomac via White's Ferry, to the Maryland 'burbs. But we didn't get away without agreeing to meet for a rematch the next day....We just had to do it again.

Sunday, 4/15

We decided on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge area for the Sunday ride...The weather was unseasonably warm....mid-80s in April.....so the waterfront seemed like the perfect backdrop for a day on a Harley. We met at Annapolis Harley Davidson, and started the ride from there. I rode my Softail Custom Sunday, giving Big Blue a rest.

Right about here, it's appropriate to mention that two other crews I ride with were also going into the same general area, maybe hitting some of the same spots we'd stop at. Timing was uncertain, but it seemed like a great idea to get three different crews together for some laughs. Then I had a moment of clarity, remembering that the aforementioned three crews were BIKERS! Getting three groups in one place at one time would prove to be near impossible, so I forgot about it, deciding to have a good, stress-free day instead.

So off we went, sans Loretta, but with a couple other riders, Arron and Tim. Now these two guys ain't nearly as cute, but she couldn't be persuaded so...... And we still had Denise!

The rest of this post is just a collection of pix...they speak for themselves. All I can add is that is was a great day, and if you look at the route map at the very end, you can see the territory we covered. 372 miles of fun for me on Saturday and Sunday, and a great warmup for OBX. Did I mention it's even more fun on a Harley? And with some really great people? No? I should have...I have some awesome friends. If you don't have friends like mine, I think you oughta go out right now and find yourself some...



On the road...probably on Rt 2

 
Rt 2 Running south towards Galesville, MD. That's me, on the left.


Thursday's for Seafood and Drinks! in Galesville:

I ordered a crab cake from Thursday's and got a HUGE crab ball...

Chip and Denise

I got in on it...

Jeff!

Donna, our barmaid. I'm sure I have a picture of her face somewhere.......

Tying up the boat...The subject of much discussion at the bar....

Sol and Tim!

Apehangers was next, which was a solid hour ride from Thursday's. During some of this leg, Chip pushed the average speed up a few extra notches. Sol reported he had to run 90mph to catch up dropping a little behind!

ApeHangers Bar, Bel Alton, Maryland

Just a word or two about ApeHangers. It's one of the few bars where there's actually steps so the girls don't climb up on the barstools to dance on the bar. And there's a horizontal rail up top so they have something to hold onto. Now if you're wondering if this is a fun bar, just stop reading and pick up Better Homes & Gardens.

And then a little further south to Newburg, Maryland to Gilligan's Pier and Tiki Hut! This place is crawling with bikes, street rods, and cigarette boats tied up to the pier. The place runs on hi-test, 100 octane, just like everyone who goes there. Awesome scenery too!


Gilligan's Pier





Sunday Group Shot

Chip and Jeff, with sore fingers....

The crew again...that's Sol's Sporty.

The weekend route....372 miles for me, and one hell of a ride. 

And from Newburg, a nice hour ride back to Alexandria, Virginia. Sunburned face, and a smile that lasted until....well, hell, I still have it!

OBX next for me....stay tuned.

Cowboy

PS I just read over this post, and it's a little choppy, far from being a literary masterpiece, but I'm publishing anyway. I'm sure even Steinbeck took a few shortcuts, right? If not, fuck it, he should have...